Jokes
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
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Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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What did one plate say to another plate?
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner’s on me!
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Why did the math book look sad?
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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